cars & truck

March 29th, 2002

Filed under:  at 10:16am

i really like this thing carly found.

What Car Names Really Mean

ACURA -Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
AMC -Another Major Catastrophe
AUDI -Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW -Break My Windshield
BUICK -Big Ugly Import Car Killer
CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
DODGE -Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
FIAT -Fix It Again Tony
FORD -First On Recall Day
FORD -Fix Or Repair Daily
GEO -Good Engineering Overlooked
G. M. -General Maintenance
G. M. -Goshdarn Mess
GMC -Gets Mechanics Crazy
HONDA -Had One, Never Do-that Again
HONDA -Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
HYUNDAI -How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
IROC -I Reek Of Cologne
JEEP -Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
LTD -Last Try from Detroit
MAZDA -My! Another Zany Detroit Assassin!
MERCEDES -Most Eccentric Rich Capitalists Enjoy Driving Expensive Sedans
M.G. -Money Guzzler
MITSUBISHI -Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments, Sometimes Halfway Incomplete
MOPAR -Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
MUSTANG -Men Usually Stand Together And Never Go
NISSAN -Nine Idiots Standing, Saying Absolutely Nothing
OLDSMOBILE -Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
PINTO -Put In Nickel To Operate
PONTIAC -Poor Old Nitwit Thinks It’s A Cadillac
PORSCHE -Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
SAAB -Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
TOYOTA -Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO -Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW -Virtually Worthless

haha, i just saw the funnist advertisement on a beer truck. it says “we all make a difference, beerresponsible.com” or it could be read as “we all make a difference, beirreponsible.com” LOL

no offense, just thought it was funny.

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7 Comments Leave a Comment

mar [ Quote ]

hey, i have a ford…:( ..lol. it was pretty funny though. :)

March 29th, 2002 at 10:56 am
Kathleen [ Quote ]

We just recently got a new navy blue toyota cressida! It is soo comfortable. It has bun warmers in the seats.

March 29th, 2002 at 1:27 pm
Carly [ Quote ]

hehe- glad you liked it. I saw it and laughed, and thought I should post it for everyone to see ;-)

March 29th, 2002 at 2:48 pm
Connie [ Quote ]

*LoL* I like the Mustang “explanation” hehe {{Dodo}} Thank you so very much for the cutest Easter card, that was so sweet of you to sent one to me too. *feels honoured* Thank you so much!

March 29th, 2002 at 4:17 pm
jacee [ Quote ]

funny!!!!!!!!! very very hilarious! i like the ACURA one!!

March 29th, 2002 at 5:38 pm
felisha [ Quote ]

Someone made the Indonesian version of this ages ago. I remember the BMW stands for something like ‘to impress women’, it’s really funny ^_^

March 29th, 2002 at 9:30 pm
vera [ Quote ]

Haha, I like that! Brian calls BMW’s “Bowel Movement on Wheels” and FORD is “Found On Road Dead”

March 31st, 2002 at 1:05 pm

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