if you are chinese, take a look at this list – i’m too lazy to copy them all. i just wrote down the ones apply to me. some of them are unique only to chinese i think or asians

Your stove is covered with aluminum foil. – actually just the bowls for the burner

You use the dishwasher as a dish rack. – i thought it was a great idea. don’t you?

You use grocery bags to hold garbage. – what’s wrong with that?

You always leave your shoes at the door.

You twirl your pen around your fingers.

Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself. – LOL but in my case, it’s true. my dad is a very good electrocian and handy man.

You beat eggs with chopsticks.

You’re a wok user.

You like Chinese films in their original undubbed versions. – well OF COURSE! no language is more beautiful than chinese.

Your parents never go to the movies.

You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don’t eat the last piece of food on the table. – well the first part is true for me most of the time. coz we all taught how hard it was for the farmers to plant crops when we were small

Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.

You love Chinese Martial Arts films.

You hate to spend more than $5 for lunch.

You have more than five remotes in your house. – who doesn’t these days?

You’ve worn glasses at least since the fifth grade. – yea 5th grade i was still in china. and the intense studying for upcoming middle school exam pretty much destroyed my vision. we serious studied 10 hours a day in school plus 4 hours of homework. i can’t believe i survived it.

You drive around looking for the cheapest gas. – which reminds me this one time when we met a friend of andy’s at a cheaper gas station. we asked if he came to get cheap gas. he went oh is the gas here cheap? i just get gas.

You always have water when dining out. – most of the time. i hate how they over charge you so much on other drinks. wtf?

You hate eating cheese. – wow how do you know? esp. parmezang (or however you spell that)

You cut your own hair or had someone in your family do it. – i would if i could. most those who have the ability moved away from me WOAH ;_; but i cut my dad and andy’s hair

You only have to shave every other day – actually i don’t ever shave coz my hair is just too short and thin to be noticed. i pluck my armpits tho.

Your parents grow vegetables in a garden. – my dad’s new joy in life after they bought the house.

You are proud of being a Chinese.