Loading ...Quotes from CSI
October 5th, 2007
If you haven’t watched CSI - the most watched crime show on TV, then you should. I was looking some quotes from the show last night and thought I’d share these:
Gil Grissom: A Harvard professor conducted an experiment. Asked a bunch of students to watch a basketball game - count the number of times the ball was passed.
Captain Jim Brass: Yeah? Groundbreaking.
Gil Grissom: During the game a person dressed in a gorilla suit ran across the court. Afterward, the professor asked the students if they noticed the gorilla. Fifty percent responded, “what gorilla?”
Captain Jim Brass: That’s wonderful, Gil. If I see a gorilla, I’ll arrest it.
Captain Jim Brass: [to a suspect] Nice stare. Too bad it doesn’t work on me. Keep it though - they’ll love it in prison.
Gil Grissom: So, let’s see. You surf, you scuba dive. You’re into latex, you like fashion models and Marilyn Manson. And you also have a coin collection?
Greg Sanders: Weird, ha?
Gil Grissom: Well, I race cockroaches!
[Dr. Robbins has received a human head in the mail]
[Grissom walks into the room]
Gil Grissom: I heard you got some head.
Warrick Brown: Who brings a gun to a knife fight?
Gil Grissom: The winner?
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October 6th, 2007 at 9:03 pmMellie on 10/6/2007 at 9:03 pm said:
What happened to the message board?
Got incorrectly suspended by xfluro.com billing system since it’s in a unique sponsored package. trying to get a hold of them
I just started watching the CSI: Miami repeats on A&E… I love it! I’m going to have to check out the other versions, too :o)
I like CSI: Miami a lot better 
I love CSI. I can’t however stand the other two versions. They’re so tacky and the dialogues are just plain stupid. I don’t understand how people manage to listen to Horatio Cain and his neverending sentences in slow motion…
Gil Grissom is cool
What happened to the message board?