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1st impression
December 8th, 2004
thanks for playing 1st impression at pure essence. 1st impression is a simple game where you write down the first thing comes to your mind when you see a photo. most of the images have gotten over 200 responses. i will put up a third set of pictures tomorrow.
some of my favorite impression responses
I AM SEXAY
i wish that would happen to my boyfriend
I’m soooo cool
whose lying!
Other side of the mirror
lol no chance
mirror mirror on the wall…
Inner Power
it looks so good enough to take a crap on
IM BEING BLINDED BY THE LIGHT!!
::FLUSH::…oh crap, get the plunger!
White Walls=Dirt shows up easier
WHO DIDN’T FLUSH!
A refridgerator?
From Shrek - “I’m all alone in this worrlld!”
Loss of Bladder control at night
no time must hurry!!!
that reminds me, i got to buy watch batteries…
time-traveling
a sense of nevousness
im thinking.. the clock is striking 12.. cinderella gonna go bye bye!
*something i learned from reading these* - midnite seems to be associated with “late” and “cinderella”
Raw dominoes o_0
butchers shops
Playing cards at dinner
security detectors for protecting meat
PREJUDICE! See the black dot? It’s turned away from all the red dots. This is an example of prejudice. SHAME!
wtf?!
hmmm midnight snack
i think somebody has too much free time
MY BRAIN!!
panda mating with porn videos
July 15th, 2004
but not chinese teens. this article makes me laugh so hard.. OMG
Huamei, a 4-year-old panda, is pregnant after she learned something about sex from videos of mating pandas given by veterinarians.
But Chinese teens aren’t educated this way.
The US borned panda came back to her motherland early this year, but she knew nothing about making a panda baby. After seeing the porn videos, she became pregnant by natural means and is due in Sept.
Chinese teens are not so lucky: no way for the educators to show them videos about sex to know themselves and the opposite sex naturally and scientifically. In Chinese middle schools, teens have course on sex, but teachers just skip that chapter.
“You are supposed to study this chapter back home, ” teachers tell us over the generations.
How do they learn sex anyway? The best way is word of mouth in the past as my generation did. But now, there are more channels. Porn magazines, porn videos , and of course textbooks.
VIA HERE
porn was abolute poison in china. i think it’s still true.
puss ‘n boots
June 6th, 2004
the newest action figure featuring puss ‘n boots as a character in shrek 2 definitely has a creative design. esp. in
this photo
reminds me of my puppy bubo humpping his daddy’s leg. LMAO.
bush and lightbulb
June 4th, 2004
i thought this is brilliant
How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb?
The Answer is SEVEN:
1. One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced
2. One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb,
3. One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new lightbulb,
4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs,
5. One to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb,
6. One to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,
7. And finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.
booble
February 7th, 2004
has everyone seen google’s new HOT competitor
booble.com yet?
btw, it’s a parody but the results are REAL. don’t click if you don’t want to see nudity.
long loved astrology
August 24th, 2003
Check out my beautiful astrology analysis!! truly i’m a goddess LMAO
Ying Zhang is the last of the great eccentrics. The funny thing is, she doesn’t know it. She thinks her behaviour is perfectly normal. She sees herself as a pillar of propriety and a paragon of protocol. Ying has strong views about every topic under the sun. There’s not a subject she doesn’t know about or a moral point she can’t pontificate on. Ying is entitled to be a little arrogant. She knows an awful lot about an awful lot of things. She is well versed, well rehearsed, and deeply immersed in the kind of knowledge that we lesser mortals can only dream of attaining. Thankfully, she is there to shed the light and show the way. This, she does generously and patiently, as befits a person of superior intellect. Ying Zhang is wise, intelligent and (thankfully) oblivious to irony.
Or, at least, that’s how Ying Zhang is, at her worst. She can’t help it. She’s an Aquarian and Aquarians are infamous for their occasional outbursts of pomposity. Happily there is another truly delightful side to her. Ying is as honest as the day is long, as generous as the ocean is deep. This is partly where the eccentricity comes from, for a person with such strong opinions Ying is surprisingly willing to please. she is keen to win friends and influence people. She loves to feel that she belongs. She always wants to be in on the action, part of the scene and one of the gang. Rather like Groucho Marx though, she is never sure that she would want to be part of any club that would a member. She is always on the lookout for some new cause to support, or enterprise to sign up to. You might think that this would make her fickle but actually Ying is exceedingly loyal. She may be forever expanding her horizons but she never forgets her friends and she never reneges on her commitments. This is why, despite the highly idiosyncratic nature of Ying’s personality, so many people think the world of her.
makes me sound like a 90 old business woman or an evil empire LOL i hate business hahaha.. this is hilarious.
then i checked out my bf’s. the first sentence made me fell off my chair. “Andrew Lilleg will never grow up” - hey that’s true LMAO
Andrew Lilleg will never grow up, and nor would we ever want him to. It is Andrew’s ability to be innocently fun-loving and childlike that makes him so endearing. Andrew Lilleg is extremely clever and sophisticated. There is, after all, a very big difference between being childlike and being childish. Andrew is open minded, unselfish and able somehow to approach each new day with a spirit of real, fresh inspiration. That explains why Andrew enjoys life so much and it also explains why other people, looking at Andrew’s life from a distance, cannot understand why he enjoys it so much. Those of us who know and love Andrew Lilleg find him enigmatic, mysterious or even downright baffling. We can’t help liking him, but nor can we quite manage to work out where he is at, where he is coming from, what he is up to or what he is in to. Andrew’s tastes and preferences are what some people would call eclectic, others would term unusual and most folk would classify as ‘just plain weird.’ Andrew, though, is consistent in his inconsistency. There is method to his madness. Andrew is interested in - even fascinated by - so many strange, different topics and subjects because Andrew is such a natural experimenter.
Andrew doesn’t need to travel the world in search of variety. Andrew can wake up one morning feeling quite sure that he is one particular kind of person. By the afternoon he will be someone else. His personality will not change, his loyalty will not waver but his mood will evolve allowing him to explore, enthusiastically, ways of behaviour which only a few hours ago seemed unattractive. Thus Andrew Lilleg creates a world in which there is constant variety and excitement. Boring people, who like to follow life’s laws to the letter and stick rigidly to one fixed plan find Andrew Lilleg hard to handle or even to relate to. People with a sense of adventure, a sense of imagination and, most importantly of all a sense of humour, cannot get enough of Andrew’s company.
his is a lot more accurate than mine!
bunny eating
August 6th, 2003
haha.. i spent the last half an hour reading the comments on this post. LMAO.. maybe it’s just a joke or whatever.. even if it’s not.. i don’t mind what that guy did. i probably wouldn’t eat my pets but after all it’s food. that guy can do whatever. the comments are simply hilarious if you read them.
i found this thread and this thread incredibly amusing. and this: “For heavens sake, if you go to the supermarket and buy meat from the shelf, all neatly wrapped in plastic, does it occur to you that someone may have named that beast?” - shouldn’t it be BREAST?! hey, name your BREAST!
My day at engrish.com
July 22nd, 2003
This morning when i woke up, I’d decided to go to a salon and gave myself a medium rare hair style. Soon after I left the salon, I headed for a meeting at the nut club. the meeting went well but i fell asleep before it ended. To wake myself up, i went to the happy drug store. there i saw a woman wearing the newest fashion from rock&bitch fashion boutique. i was seriously amazed. the color of her dress was vibrant beyond belief. i had a nice snack break from the pumpkinpoo and it sure was delicious. unfortunately on the way back to my hotel, i saw some ugly profanity on the wall. what cheered up me again was the great computer store hard off hard off. before the sun set, i was able to make another reservation for yesterday for a friend of mine. i have to say, my day was fun and accomplishing.
nothing important
May 10th, 2003
just studying studying studying for the biology final on monday. there will be 100 mc questions which covers the ENTIRE semester. doesn’t sound too nice huh? but i am also wasting time online just to relax.. so i’d like to share some findings. IT’S LONG!!!! don’t read unless you are extremely bored.
anyways, starting with some links. howstrange.com (it’s ok, i only find couple pictures extremely amusing.. like daynah’s favorite nuts picture. and this one is bad, don’t look with your innocent eyes. i didn’t know yoda likes ice cream so much. you can listen to this wonderful creative will the real hussein please stand up song. and then you can read this site! here are the ones i thought are quite cute/funny/amusing.
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hats for cats
April 24th, 2003
OMG.. they are getting too creative there
beautiful costumes for cats like these:
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