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Reasons to go to work naked
Posted by: pureessence on: November 16, 2010
Your boss is always yelling, “I wanna see your butt in here by 8:00!” Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. Inventive way to finally meet that hunk in Human Resources. “I’d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants.” To stop those creepy guys in [...]
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
Posted by: pureessence on: January 29, 2010
- In: funny
- 4 Comments
At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice! Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. In the Memo Field Of All Your [...]
Funny colts' players tweets
Posted by: pureessence on: January 21, 2010
- In: funny | sports
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This is funny if you are a Colts fan like me Obviously, the title is a joke, but the joke is indeed courtesy of Colts rookie cornerback Jerraud Powers. Like many of us this past Sunday, Colts players Jerraud Powers and Pierre Garcon were watching the Jets play the Bengals in Cincinnati. However, unlike the [...]
Football and blonde
Posted by: pureessence on: January 21, 2010
- In: funny
- 3 Comments
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. ‘Oh, I really liked it,’ she replied, ‘especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were [...]
Tickly Kitty
Posted by: pureessence on: January 14, 2010
- In: funny | multimedia
- 2 Comments
Over 16 millions people have seen this. The world’s cutest kitty.
friend's dream about me
Posted by: pureessence on: March 29, 2009
- In: funny | personal
- 4 Comments
Haha this had me in tears. What a dream Kimi kimi: omg i had the most **** up dream right before i got up this morning kimi: you were in it and dodo too kimi: too much p.s. kimi’s friend (12:36:58 PM): hahaha kimi: we were at this festival kimi: they were squirting water on [...]
Upside down text with CSS
Posted by: pureessence on: December 4, 2008
- In: funny | geeky
- 2 Comments
It’s actually possible to print text upside down using a simple CSS property and works cross-browser today. The property to use is “text-gravity” with a value of “inverse”. … and this is the result: ʇxǝʇ uʍop ǝpısdn ǝʇıɹʍ I’m really surprised to learn that so few people know about this property, and I recommend you to continue reading [...]
Plane crash is nothing when…
Posted by: pureessence on: April 17, 2008
- In: funny | photos
- 6 Comments
dodo has been online for ten years
Posted by: pureessence on: January 4, 2008
- In: geeky | love n family | mixed | personal | photos | rants
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the other night i realized something amazing. i’ve been to the online world for ten years. i got my first modem at home when i was 16 and i’m turning 26 soon. TEN YEARS.. that’s a long time. a very significant part of a life. from 16 to 26, a person can change so much. [...]
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