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Funny cartoons and images
June 28th, 2007
These are cartoons and images found in my old pe backup. They were under the fun section but I don’t want to create a page for them any more so I will select the ones that still amuse me and put them in a post instead 
- Watch for the contraction
- Did you back up?
- Not exactly the PC wheel of fortune
- In case you lack of common sense
- Only wish this is a real sign
- The best computer component diagram yet
- Ever wonder where icicles came from?
- This guy ought to make you feel better about your job
- Kangaroo needs privacy too
- The final design of the engineer who quit
- The Mexican SUV – hey at least you don”t have to worry about gas
- Microsoft Word for Blondes
- It was mystery meat!
- Girlfriend remote
- Next time, go easy on the tequila
- Now you know why I love pomeranians
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My parents taught me
January 19th, 2007
1. My parents taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”
2. My parents taught me RELIGION .
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
3. My parents taught me about TIME TRAVEL .
“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”
4. My parents taught me LOGIC.
” Because I said so, that’s why.”
5. My parents taught me MORE LOGIC
“If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”
6. My parents taught me FORESIGHT.
“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”
7. My parents taught me IRONY.
“Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”
8. My parents taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
“Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONIST.
“Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
“You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”
11. My parents taught me about WEATHER .
“This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”
12 My parents taught me about HYPOCRISY .
“If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!”
13. My parents taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out!”
14. My parents taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION .
“Stop acting like your father!”
15. My parents taught me about ENVY.
“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”
16. My parents taught me about ANTICIPATION.
“Just wait until we get home.”
17. My parents taught me about RECEIVING .
“You are going to get it when you get home!”
18. My parents taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.”
19. My parents taught me ESP.
“Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you’re cold”
20. My parents taught me HUMOR .
“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”
21. My parents taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”
22. My parents taught me GENETICS.
“You’re just like your father.”
23. My parents taught me about my ROOTS .
“Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn”
24. My parents taught me WISDOM.
“When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”
25. My parents taught me about JUSTICE .
“One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.”
A new way of array checking in PHP
January 10th, 2007
i just saw the funniest thing in PHP yet! below is taken from here.
This code is lifted from a socket handling class that I’ve been asked to work on today. Prepare to cringe:
if (eregi('Invalid argument supplied for foreach() in /usr/cvs/projects/13xx/1371/Classes/XML/XML_inc.php on line 392',$v[0])) { return false; }
It’s worth noting that the foreach() statement will move from line 392 with so much as a return key (as it did today?). It’s also worth noting that the path information is gloriously hard-coded. This was deemed dailywtf worthy in the office, and as such I present it to you now.
Happy Wednesday
geeky t-shirts
February 18th, 2006
i’m browsing online geeky t-shirt stores out of boredom.
here are some of the entertaining ones i’ve seen:
heard another here i like:
“SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0
0 rows returned”
