funny

booble

has everyone seen google’s new HOT competitor

 
booble.com yet?
btw, it’s a parody but the results are REAL. don’t click if you don’t want to see nudity.

long loved astrology

Check out my beautiful astrology analysis!! truly i’m a goddess LMAO

Ying Zhang is the last of the great eccentrics. The funny thing is, she doesn’t know it. She thinks her behaviour is perfectly normal. She sees herself as a pillar of propriety and a paragon of protocol. Ying has strong views about every topic under the sun. There’s not a subject she doesn’t know about or a moral point she can’t pontificate on. Ying is entitled to be a little arrogant. She knows an awful lot about an awful lot of things. She is well versed, well rehearsed, and deeply immersed in the kind of knowledge that we lesser mortals can only dream of attaining. Thankfully, she is there to shed the light and show the way. This, she does generously and patiently, as befits a person of superior intellect. Ying Zhang is wise, intelligent and (thankfully) oblivious to irony.
Or, at least, that’s how Ying Zhang is, at her worst. She can’t help it. She’s an Aquarian and Aquarians are infamous for their occasional outbursts of pomposity. Happily there is another truly delightful side to her. Ying is as honest as the day is long, as generous as the ocean is deep. This is partly where the eccentricity comes from, for a person with such strong opinions Ying is surprisingly willing to please. she is keen to win friends and influence people. She loves to feel that she belongs. She always wants to be in on the action, part of the scene and one of the gang. Rather like Groucho Marx though, she is never sure that she would want to be part of any club that would a member. She is always on the lookout for some new cause to support, or enterprise to sign up to. You might think that this would make her fickle but actually Ying is exceedingly loyal. She may be forever expanding her horizons but she never forgets her friends and she never reneges on her commitments. This is why, despite the highly idiosyncratic nature of Ying’s personality, so many people think the world of her.

makes me sound like a 90 old business woman or an evil empire LOL i hate business hahaha.. this is hilarious.

then i checked out my bf’s. the first sentence made me fell off my chair. “Andrew Lilleg will never grow up” – hey that’s true LMAO

Andrew Lilleg will never grow up, and nor would we ever want him to. It is Andrew’s ability to be innocently fun-loving and childlike that makes him so endearing. Andrew Lilleg is extremely clever and sophisticated. There is, after all, a very big difference between being childlike and being childish. Andrew is open minded, unselfish and able somehow to approach each new day with a spirit of real, fresh inspiration. That explains why Andrew enjoys life so much and it also explains why other people, looking at Andrew’s life from a distance, cannot understand why he enjoys it so much. Those of us who know and love Andrew Lilleg find him enigmatic, mysterious or even downright baffling. We can’t help liking him, but nor can we quite manage to work out where he is at, where he is coming from, what he is up to or what he is in to. Andrew’s tastes and preferences are what some people would call eclectic, others would term unusual and most folk would classify as ‘just plain weird.’ Andrew, though, is consistent in his inconsistency. There is method to his madness. Andrew is interested in – even fascinated by – so many strange, different topics and subjects because Andrew is such a natural experimenter.
Andrew doesn’t need to travel the world in search of variety. Andrew can wake up one morning feeling quite sure that he is one particular kind of person. By the afternoon he will be someone else. His personality will not change, his loyalty will not waver but his mood will evolve allowing him to explore, enthusiastically, ways of behaviour which only a few hours ago seemed unattractive. Thus Andrew Lilleg creates a world in which there is constant variety and excitement. Boring people, who like to follow life’s laws to the letter and stick rigidly to one fixed plan find Andrew Lilleg hard to handle or even to relate to. People with a sense of adventure, a sense of imagination and, most importantly of all a sense of humour, cannot get enough of Andrew’s company.

his is a lot more accurate than mine!

bunny eating

haha.. i spent the last half an hour reading the comments on this post. LMAO.. maybe it’s just a joke or whatever.. even if it’s not.. i don’t mind what that guy did. i probably wouldn’t eat my pets but after all it’s food. that guy can do whatever. the comments are simply hilarious if you read them.

i found this thread and this thread incredibly amusing. and this: “For heavens sake, if you go to the supermarket and buy meat from the shelf, all neatly wrapped in plastic, does it occur to you that someone may have named that beast?” – shouldn’t it be BREAST?! hey, name your BREAST!

My day at engrish.com

This morning when i woke up, I’d decided to go to a salon and gave myself a medium rare hair style. Soon after I left the salon, I headed for a meeting at the nut club. the meeting went well but i fell asleep before it ended. To wake myself up, i went to the happy drug store. there i saw a woman wearing the newest fashion from rock&bitch fashion boutique. i was seriously amazed. the color of her dress was vibrant beyond belief. i had a nice snack break from the pumpkinpoo and it sure was delicious. unfortunately on the way back to my hotel, i saw some ugly profanity on the wall. what cheered up me again was the great computer store hard off hard off. before the sun set, i was able to make another reservation for yesterday for a friend of mine. i have to say, my day was fun and accomplishing.

nothing important

just studying studying studying for the biology final on monday. there will be 100 mc questions which covers the ENTIRE semester. doesn’t sound too nice huh? but i am also wasting time online just to relax.. so i’d like to share some findings. IT’S LONG!!!! don’t read unless you are extremely bored.

anyways, starting with some links. howstrange.com (it’s ok, i only find couple pictures extremely amusing.. like daynah’s favorite nuts picture. and this one is bad, don’t look with your innocent eyes. i didn’t know yoda likes ice cream so much. you can listen to this wonderful creative will the real hussein please stand up song. and then you can read this site! here are the ones i thought are quite cute/funny/amusing.
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hats for cats

OMG.. they are getting too creative there
beautiful costumes for cats like these:
   
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proof of how girls are evil

i stole these from kozzi :) i thought they were hilarious

Proof that girls are evil:
First we state that “girls require time and money.”
Girl = Time x Money

And as we all know “time is money.”
Time = Money

And because “money is the root of all evil.”
Money = sqrt(Evil)

Originally we have:
Girl = Time x Money

And now we substitue everything in, we get:
Girl = Money x Money
Girl = sqrt(Evil) x sqrt(Evil)
Girl = (sqrt(Evil))^2
Gril = Evil

But here’s another proof to show how men are THREE TIMES worse

Proof that men are 3 times more evil:
First we state that men need time, money, girl and sex.
Men = Time x Money x Girl x Sex

We all know “time is money.”
Time = Money

Therefore:
Men = Money x Money x Girl x Sex

And we all know to many men:
Girl = Sex

As for men’s proof showing “girls are evil” So
Girl = Evil then,
Evil = Sex

Men = Money x Money x Evil x Evil
Men = Money^2 x Evil^2

And because “money is the root of all evil.”
Men = (sqrt(Evil))^2 x Evil^2
Men = Evil x Evil^2
Men = Evil^3

Men’s proof:
Girl = Evil

Girl’s proof:
Men = Evil^3

So we are forced to conclude men are worse than girls.

silly silly question

here’s a question andy thought up last nite for you LOL

f_ _ _ extinguisher (two words)
what is above?
hint: you may need to use it during gas leakage.
let’s see how well you do. done? click below

fart extinguisher also known as air refresher or fragrance spray etc. our very own is called “glacier springs” mmmmmm….

LMAO!

toliet paper

i asked andy last nite if his college has parties and picnics. he said yes and he just had to read the toliet paper to find out when. i was like WHAT?! then he told me that his college puts flyers/calendar of school’s activities on the back of the doors of the toliet stalls. and they call them toliet paper. amusing. i wonder if any other colleges do that?

FOTR captions

they are back. i finally uploaded them.