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i thought this is brilliant How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a lightbulb? The Answer is SEVEN: 1. One to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced 2. One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb, 3. One to blame the previous [...]

has everyone seen google’s new HOT competitor booble.com yet? btw, it’s a parody but the results are REAL. don’t click if you don’t want to see nudity.

Check out my beautiful astrology analysis!! truly i’m a goddess LMAO Ying Zhang is the last of the great eccentrics. The funny thing is, she doesn’t know it. She thinks her behaviour is perfectly normal. She sees herself as a pillar of propriety and a paragon of protocol. Ying has strong views about every topic [...]

haha.. i spent the last half an hour reading the comments on this post. LMAO.. maybe it’s just a joke or whatever.. even if it’s not.. i don’t mind what that guy did. i probably wouldn’t eat my pets but after all it’s food. that guy can do whatever. the comments are simply hilarious if [...]

This morning when i woke up, I’d decided to go to a salon and gave myself a medium rare hair style. Soon after I left the salon, I headed for a meeting at the nut club. the meeting went well but i fell asleep before it ended. To wake myself up, i went to the [...]

just studying studying studying for the biology final on monday. there will be 100 mc questions which covers the ENTIRE semester. doesn’t sound too nice huh? but i am also wasting time online just to relax.. so i’d like to share some findings. IT’S LONG!!!! don’t read unless you are extremely bored. anyways, starting with [...]

OMG.. they are getting too creative there beautiful costumes for cats like these: click for more

i stole these from kozzi i thought they were hilarious Proof that girls are evil: First we state that “girls require time and money.” Girl = Time x Money And as we all know “time is money.” Time = Money And because “money is the root of all evil.” Money = sqrt(Evil) Originally we have: [...]

here’s a question andy thought up last nite for you LOL f_ _ _ extinguisher (two words) what is above? hint: you may need to use it during gas leakage. let’s see how well you do. done? click below fart extinguisher also known as air refresher or fragrance spray etc. our very own is called [...]

i asked andy last nite if his college has parties and picnics. he said yes and he just had to read the toliet paper to find out when. i was like WHAT?! then he told me that his college puts flyers/calendar of school’s activities on the back of the doors of the toliet stalls. and [...]