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nothing important
May 10th, 2003
just studying studying studying for the biology final on monday. there will be 100 mc questions which covers the ENTIRE semester. doesn’t sound too nice huh? but i am also wasting time online just to relax.. so i’d like to share some findings. IT’S LONG!!!! don’t read unless you are extremely bored.
anyways, starting with some links. howstrange.com (it’s ok, i only find couple pictures extremely amusing.. like daynah’s favorite nuts picture. and this one is bad, don’t look with your innocent eyes. i didn’t know yoda likes ice cream so much. you can listen to this wonderful creative will the real hussein please stand up song. and then you can read this site! here are the ones i thought are quite cute/funny/amusing.
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hats for cats
April 24th, 2003
OMG.. they are getting too creative there
beautiful costumes for cats like these:
click for more
proof of how girls are evil
April 4th, 2003
i stole these from kozzi 
i thought they were hilarious
Proof that girls are evil:
First we state that “girls require time and money.”
Girl = Time x Money
And as we all know “time is money.”
Time = Money
And because “money is the root of all evil.”
Money = sqrt(Evil)
Originally we have:
Girl = Time x Money
And now we substitue everything in, we get:
Girl = Money x Money
Girl = sqrt(Evil) x sqrt(Evil)
Girl = (sqrt(Evil))^2
Gril = Evil
But here’s another proof to show how men are THREE TIMES worse
Proof that men are 3 times more evil:
First we state that men need time, money, girl and sex.
Men = Time x Money x Girl x Sex
We all know “time is money.”
Time = Money
Therefore:
Men = Money x Money x Girl x Sex
And we all know to many men:
Girl = Sex
As for men’s proof showing “girls are evil” So
Girl = Evil then,
Evil = Sex
Men = Money x Money x Evil x Evil
Men = Money^2 x Evil^2
And because “money is the root of all evil.”
Men = (sqrt(Evil))^2 x Evil^2
Men = Evil x Evil^2
Men = Evil^3
Men’s proof:
Girl = Evil
Girl’s proof:
Men = Evil^3
So we are forced to conclude men are worse than girls.
silly silly question
March 4th, 2003
here’s a question andy thought up last nite for you LOL
f_ _ _ extinguisher (two words)
what is above?
hint: you may need to use it during gas leakage.
let’s see how well you do. done? click below
fart extinguisher also known as air refresher or fragrance spray etc. our very own is called “glacier springs” mmmmmm….
LMAO!
toliet paper
February 26th, 2003
i asked andy last nite if his college has parties and picnics. he said yes and he just had to read the toliet paper to find out when. i was like WHAT?! then he told me that his college puts flyers/calendar of school’s activities on the back of the doors of the toliet stalls. and they call them toliet paper. amusing. i wonder if any other colleges do that?
Two Towers Caption
January 24th, 2003
For those who missed the FOTR ones, someone sent me the bad captions for the Two Towers one. I hope you enjoy them.
FOTR captions
January 18th, 2003
OH MY GOD.. these are so great. you have to read them. the wonderful wonderful Fellowship of the Ring captions!!!
:( midterms
September 28th, 2002
midterms are coming up and i feel sooo uninspired to do anything… arrg..
i found new some “cool” signs last nite
Over a gynecologist’s office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
On a Plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.”
At a dry cleaners: “Drop your pants here.”
On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
Pizza shop slogan: “7 days without pizza makes one weak.”
Outside a muffler shop: “No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
In a veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: “Hello. Can we pick your nose?”
On an electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”
In a non-smoking area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
At an optometrist’s office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
In the front yard of a funeral home: “Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”
why is there a hk phone on our toliet.
August 26th, 2002
thanks to daynah for the reminder. let me tell you an interesting story. do you believe there’s a hellokitty phone on our toliet? well, let me show you some pictures:
it doesn’t look much like a phone unless you open it:
last sunday andy got up early and wanted to replace the sound card in my computer since my computer somehow stopped recognizing my old sound card. he opened the box for the new sound card and took the material out and set them on the carpet in the living room. but all the sudden, he had to go the bathroom really fast so he went. before he got done, the phone rang. since he didn’t want the phone to wake me up, he got off the toliet and ran to the living room to pick up the phone. very unfortunately he accidentally stepped on the new sound card. he didn’t only break the sound card, he hurt his foot too. his foot got all bloody 
:( with wounds. (he’s fine now.)
since i bought a hk phone from china and it’s so small and cute, i’ve decided to put it in use. the phone now sits marvelously on our toliet. and for those who don’t have a phone in their bathroom, i’d highly recommend putting one there. it’s unbelievably convenient! hahahaha seriously!
oh btw, my computer is fixed now. it turned out the sound card was fine. it was only because of my PCI slot. andy moved the old sournd card to a different slot and now it’s working 
