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they are back. i finally uploaded them.

For those who missed the FOTR ones, someone sent me the bad captions for the Two Towers one. I hope you enjoy them.

OH MY GOD.. these are so great. you have to read them. the wonderful wonderful Fellowship of the Ring captions!!!

midterms are coming up and i feel sooo uninspired to do anything… arrg.. i found new some “cool” signs last nite Over a gynecologist’s office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” On a Plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.” At a dry cleaners: “Drop your pants here.” On the trucks of a local plumbing [...]

thanks to daynah for the reminder. let me tell you an interesting story. do you believe there’s a hellokitty phone on our toliet? well, let me show you some pictures: it doesn’t look much like a phone unless you open it: last sunday andy got up early and wanted to replace the sound card in [...]

Wow. She’s been away three days now, and I have not been able to get a good night of sleep yet. It seems like I either get to bed late; not being able to sleep, or I end up getting miraculously timed phone calls early in the morning when I am sleeping. It is different [...]

andy and i were thinking of crazy things we could do for our wedding.. we were laughing our heads off.. i know most of these will probably not come true but it’s so fun just to let your creativity go wild.. here are couple i remember: 1. send invitations to couple gullible (like andy’s cousin [...]

today’s mostly boring.. but there are a couple of good moments. i installed aim for my dad couple days ago.. here’s our conversation: Yesterday dad: zhang ying I want to try this program. that can’t use return???? me: you hit return, then the message will be posted. why you need return otherwise? dad: I would [...]

The other night, I came home from a nasty hot night of work. I had turned on the AC until I fell asleep. Sometime afterward, Dodo turned it off before she went to sleep. At about 3am, I woke up with sweat just dripping off of me. I felt like I had to throw up. [...]

Yumm.. we went fishing. it was andy’s impluse. he heard k-mart’s fishing equipments were on sale, so he bought all the stuff last nite and was determined to go today. it seems the luck was not on his way but he never gave up. after three hours of getting our hooks caught in the rocks [...]