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Specials Gloves (R rated)

One day on the job I noticed some customers had been waiting for service in the ice cream section for a while. Even though it wasn’t my job, I went over and helped them. First I washed my hands and then put on plastic gloves. The young girls looked at me and one spoke out, “You don’t pick your nose with those gloves do you?”
I glared at her and quickly responded, “No, I have different gloves for that. I wipe my ass with these!”