San-x wants you to think your cellphone is tamogaotchi so they made a bed for it.

You cannot resist it.

If there could ever be something that’s just too cute, some accessory that will rip a hole in the space-time continuum due to its sheer cute-itude, San-X hopes to produce it, and all of Japan plans to purchase said item. Their latest foray into such dangerous waters is the Cellphone Bed, a $15 plush affair with screen-wipe slippers and an unstoppable evil within.

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