Posts Tagged ‘funny’
Reasons to go to work naked
Posted by: pureessence on: November 16, 2010
Your boss is always yelling, “I wanna see your butt in here by 8:00!” Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. Inventive way to finally meet that hunk in Human Resources. “I’d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants.” To stop those creepy guys in [...]
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
Posted by: pureessence on: January 29, 2010
- In: funny
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At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice! Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. In the Memo Field Of All Your [...]
Funny colts' players tweets
Posted by: pureessence on: January 21, 2010
- In: funny | sports
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This is funny if you are a Colts fan like me Obviously, the title is a joke, but the joke is indeed courtesy of Colts rookie cornerback Jerraud Powers. Like many of us this past Sunday, Colts players Jerraud Powers and Pierre Garcon were watching the Jets play the Bengals in Cincinnati. However, unlike the [...]
Tickly Kitty
Posted by: pureessence on: January 14, 2010
- In: funny | multimedia
- 2 Comments
Over 16 millions people have seen this. The world’s cutest kitty.
ICHC selection
Posted by: pureessence on: December 15, 2007
- In: funny | photos
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Chinglish
Posted by: pureessence on: November 10, 2007
- In: chinese | funny | photos
- 22 Comments
I noticed that engrish.com has a Chinglish section now. For those who don’t know these are English translations in non-English speaking countries and Chinglish is specifically for the ones in China. I thought I’d share some with you. I will try my best to provide you with the correct translation for each. For each plastic [...]
Quotes from CSI
Posted by: pureessence on: October 5, 2007
- In: funny | quotes
- 5 Comments
If you haven’t watched CSI – the most watched crime show on TV, then you should. I was looking some quotes from the show last night and thought I’d share these: Gil Grissom: A Harvard professor conducted an experiment. Asked a bunch of students to watch a basketball game – count the number of times [...]
Why We Love Children
Posted by: pureessence on: July 19, 2007
- In: funny
- 4 Comments
1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead. “How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked her pupil. “Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,” answered the child innocently. “You did WHAT?!” the teacher exclaimed in surprise. “You know,”explained the boy, “I [...]
Funny videos to share
Posted by: pureessence on: July 10, 2007
i’m quite overwhelmed by my new job. since i don’t have internet access at night, i haven’t been able to keep up with my sites. i hope everything will be a lot smoother by august. we are actually buying a new house here which i can move into. i know we haven’t sold our condo [...]
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