Posts Tagged ‘joke’
Reasons to go to work naked
Posted by: pureessence on: November 16, 2010
Your boss is always yelling, “I wanna see your butt in here by 8:00!” Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. Inventive way to finally meet that hunk in Human Resources. “I’d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants.” To stop those creepy guys in [...]
Football and blonde
Posted by: pureessence on: January 21, 2010
- In: funny
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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. ‘Oh, I really liked it,’ she replied, ‘especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were [...]
going
Posted by: pureessence on: August 17, 2001
going to frisbee golf, i finally remembered to email paul about the discreet structure book.. maybe i will get a good deal online.. i updated all the broken emoticons on my board by using MySQL syntax.. thanks to daynah for the tip on the syntax =) I didn’t know i am a mod on daynah’s [...]
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