Archive for August 10th, 2003

Lunacy at Wal-Mart

It is not uncommon that when Dodo and I go to Wally World, the cashiers screw something up as a religious habit. Today it was taken to a whole new level.

But, let us start from the beginning by the personal hygiene products. As Dodo was perusing the aisles for some shampoo I bore witness to a most amusing spectacle. A young teenage couple were near the condoms. The girl was standing several feet away from the rubber racks, kind of behind another stand up display. Her boyfriend was eagerly selecting various boxes of condoms and showing them to the blatantly embarassed girl, looking for some sort of approval, but receiving only the girl hiding her eyes in nervous shame. (Personally I felt like striding over there with a confident swagger and selecting the cheapest box of condoms and saying in a booming voice, “Spermicidal Lubricant with a resevoir tip! Ribbed for her Pleasure!”)

And that’s not all!! (more…)