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This is funny if you are a Colts fan like me 🙂 Obviously, the title is a joke, but the joke is indeed courtesy of Colts rookie cornerback Jerraud Powers. Like many of us this past Sunday, Colts players Jerraud Powers and Pierre Garcon were watching the Jets play the Bengals in Cincinnati. However, unlike… Continue reading Funny colts' players tweets
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. ‘Oh, I really liked it,’ she replied, ‘especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were… Continue reading Football and blonde
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Haha this had me in tears. What a dream Kimi 🙂 kimi: omg i had the most **** up dream right before i got up this morning kimi: you were in it and dodo too kimi: too much p.s. kimi’s friend (12:36:58 PM): hahaha kimi: we were at this festival kimi: they were squirting water… Continue reading friend's dream about me