dilbert of the day
our boss has this taped to his door today 🙂
Category: funny
My parents taught me
1. My parents taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” 2. My parents taught me RELIGION . “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” 3. My parents taught me about TIME TRAVEL . “If you don’t straighten… Continue reading My parents taught me
A new way of array checking in PHP
i just saw the funniest thing in PHP yet! below is taken from here. This code is lifted from a socket handling class that I’ve been asked to work on today. Prepare to cringe: It’s worth noting that the foreach() statement will move from line 392 with so much as a return key (as it… Continue reading A new way of array checking in PHP
geeky t-shirts
i’m browsing online geeky t-shirt stores out of boredom. here are some of the entertaining ones i’ve seen: heard another here i like: 0 rows returned
pig impersonator
Golden Poo
you gotta be kidding me. Thanks Bobbi for sharing the golden poo 🙂
you know you are chinese when…
if you are chinese, take a look at this list – i’m too lazy to copy them all. i just wrote down the ones apply to me. some of them are unique only to chinese i think or asians Your stove is covered with aluminum foil. – actually just the bowls for the burner You… Continue reading you know you are chinese when…
1st impression
thanks for playing 1st impression at pure essence. 1st impression is a simple game where you write down the first thing comes to your mind when you see a photo. most of the images have gotten over 200 responses. i will put up a third set of pictures tomorrow. some of my favorite impression responses… Continue reading 1st impression
panda mating with porn videos
but not chinese teens. this article makes me laugh so hard.. OMG Huamei, a 4-year-old panda, is pregnant after she learned something about sex from videos of mating pandas given by veterinarians. But Chinese teens aren’t educated this way. The US borned panda came back to her motherland early this year, but she knew nothing… Continue reading panda mating with porn videos
puss 'n boots
the newest action figure featuring puss ‘n boots as a character in shrek 2 definitely has a creative design. esp. in this photo reminds me of my puppy bubo humpping his daddy’s leg. LMAO.
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