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# proof of how girls are evil

i stole these from kozzi 🙂 i thought they were hilarious

Proof that girls are evil:
First we state that “girls require time and money.”
Girl = Time x Money

And as we all know “time is money.”
Time = Money

And because “money is the root of all evil.”
Money = sqrt(Evil)

Originally we have:
Girl = Time x Money

And now we substitue everything in, we get:
Girl = Money x Money
Girl = sqrt(Evil) x sqrt(Evil)
Girl = (sqrt(Evil))^2
Gril = Evil

But here’s another proof to show how men are THREE TIMES worse

Proof that men are 3 times more evil:
First we state that men need time, money, girl and sex.
Men = Time x Money x Girl x Sex

We all know “time is money.”
Time = Money

Therefore:
Men = Money x Money x Girl x Sex

And we all know to many men:
Girl = Sex

As for men’s proof showing “girls are evil” So
Girl = Evil then,
Evil = Sex

Men = Money x Money x Evil x Evil
Men = Money^2 x Evil^2

And because “money is the root of all evil.”
Men = (sqrt(Evil))^2 x Evil^2
Men = Evil x Evil^2
Men = Evil^3

Men’s proof:
Girl = Evil

Girl’s proof:
Men = Evil^3

So we are forced to conclude men are worse than girls.

## 7 thoughts on “proof of how girls are evil”

1. bI says:

Hee hee hee I saw the girls part, but I never saw the guys part. Math is phun (nawt)

2. wow…there’s actually a whole equation problem to figure all that out? i had to read it over and over to get it….shoot…i still dont get it. haha.

3. capricious says:

hahaha thats really funny, proving once again that math can solve all unknown questions

4. hehehehehe :9 funny funny

5. silvernik says:

Never saw the guys section before, am mightily amused and have posted on my livejournal for all to see

6. Dan says:

wow, that’s hilarious! BUT… if girl = time and money, basic word problem skills would say that is time + money not time x money, etc… but still very funny… did you come up with it? If so good job…

7. Eggbert says:

I love maths 🙂
Sometimes it feels like the answer to all. Yay! Go maths!