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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice! Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. In the Memo Field Of All Your… Continue reading To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

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jQueryUI dialog as loading screen (replace blockUI)

I like being able to manually control my loading screen with my ajax calls. Previously I was using the blockUI jQuery plugin. It’s a great plugin. You may turn an overlay on your entire screen or just a layer on or off by simply calling and Since at work they are hosting the jQueryUI package,… Continue reading jQueryUI dialog as loading screen (replace blockUI)

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jQuery selection copy

Here’s a jQuery scenario I encountered today at work. I found the solution interesting. I have 2 identical selection dropdowns. When I select from the first one I want to copy the selection value into the second. However, I also have a change event attached to the second selection dropdown. In order to make sure… Continue reading jQuery selection copy

funny · sports

Funny colts' players tweets

This is funny if you are a Colts fan like me 🙂 Obviously, the title is a joke, but the joke is indeed courtesy of Colts rookie cornerback Jerraud Powers. Like many of us this past Sunday, Colts players Jerraud Powers and Pierre Garcon were watching the Jets play the Bengals in Cincinnati. However, unlike… Continue reading Funny colts' players tweets

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Football and blonde

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. ‘Oh, I really liked it,’ she replied, ‘especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were… Continue reading Football and blonde

geeky · non php code

Creative overlay/popup with jQuery

While doing a presentation on jQuery at work today, I went over a particular example I put together earlier today. I thought I’d share it with you here. In the past, we have used popups for editing values inside of a input box. The most well known example I can think of is smilies on… Continue reading Creative overlay/popup with jQuery

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Firebug command line

If you do any javascript programming at all, you absolutely need to get the firebug plugin for firefox. It’s by far the best free tool out there. I’ve had the plugin since it first came out. However, I just learned about its command line feature today when I was reading this peeling away jQuery wrapper… Continue reading Firebug command line

freebies · plug

Horoscope Kaos

Remember these cute critters that were available for adoption back when Dodo’s New World was still around? Well, I brought them back. Feel free to pick up the code and display one on your web site 🙂

geeky · plug

Mystique Theme

I spent most of the day customizing the Mystique wordpress theme. The theme is ridiculously great. It has all of the features I’d ever dream of. In fact, I got rid of some of my plugins + widgets because this theme covers them. Also, the theme author uses jQuery on all of the UI effects.… Continue reading Mystique Theme