- At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
- Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice!
- Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
- In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Marijuana”.
- Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
- Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.
- Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is “To Go”.
- Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
- When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream “I Won! I Won!”
- When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards theParking lot, Yelling “Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!”
- Tell Your Children Over Dinner, “Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.”
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.