Reasons to go to work naked

  • Your boss is always yelling, “I wanna see your butt in here by 8:00!”
  • Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
  • Inventive way to finally meet that hunk in Human Resources.
  • “I’d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants.”
  • To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
  • You want to see if it’s like the dream.
  • So that, with a little help from Muzak, you can add “Exotic Dancer” to your exaggerated resumé.
  • People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen where you keep them.
  • Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
  • Gives “bad hair day” a whole new meaning.
  • No one steals your chair.

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