- Your boss is always yelling, “I wanna see your butt in here by 8:00!”
- Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
- Inventive way to finally meet that hunk in Human Resources.
- “I’d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants.”
- To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
- You want to see if it’s like the dream.
- So that, with a little help from Muzak, you can add “Exotic Dancer” to your exaggerated resumé.
- People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen where you keep them.
- Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
- Gives “bad hair day” a whole new meaning.
- No one steals your chair.
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That is just too funny I’d love to post that on my blog if that’s cool, but I won’t do it til i get an okay.