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good friday

good friday?! i’m not religious so it’s no different from any other fridays for me. kozzi‘s got her tote bag. ISN’T it cuuuute?! OMG she and her bag are so adorable =) i saw couple very cute drawings on my oekaki today, such as Fleye‘s Guitar Playing Dog. andy found a funny priest joke last… Continue reading good friday

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cars & truck

i really like this thing carly found. What Car Names Really Mean ACURA -Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile AMC -Another Major Catastrophe AUDI -Accelerates Under Demonic Influence BMW -Break My Windshield BUICK -Big Ugly Import Car Killer CHEVROLET -Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time DODGE -Dead On Day Guarantee Expires FIAT -Fix… Continue reading cars & truck

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OMG, those eassys

i finished my book report. it turned out to be 6 pages long. i didn’t realize i was typing with only 1.5 space instead of double space until i asked andy to proofread. i just mumbled some and andy said it was fine. i was a little worried about it until andy pulled out the… Continue reading OMG, those eassys

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andy’s dream

andy always has weirdest dream but the one he told me this morning is especially bizarre. he said he dreamt i gave birth to our baby except it wasn’t a human baby, it was a skeleton covered in a cocoon. we have to take it to the middle of a river to help it hibernate.… Continue reading andy’s dream

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jokes

kinkstar has a new layout! it’s gorgeous! i’ve been reading jokes there… rotf! DUMB ADS: Illiterate? Write today for free help. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere again. Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included. Dog for sale: eats anything… Continue reading jokes

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microsoft built cars

When Bill Gates went to a conference one time, he said that if the auto industry is as fast as the computer industry, we can all buy $25 cars that would run 1000 miles with half a gallon of gas. And General Motors said “Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a… Continue reading microsoft built cars