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Thirty lines to make you smile
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me! Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them. I used to have a handle on… Continue reading Thirty lines to make you smile
best spoiler ever
Action News Indeed
“This just in… Um, I gotta go.”
dilbert of the day
our boss has this taped to his door today 🙂
My parents taught me
1. My parents taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” 2. My parents taught me RELIGION . “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” 3. My parents taught me about TIME TRAVEL . “If you don’t straighten… Continue reading My parents taught me
A new way of array checking in PHP
i just saw the funniest thing in PHP yet! below is taken from here. This code is lifted from a socket handling class that I’ve been asked to work on today. Prepare to cringe: It’s worth noting that the foreach() statement will move from line 392 with so much as a return key (as it… Continue reading A new way of array checking in PHP
geeky t-shirts
i’m browsing online geeky t-shirt stores out of boredom. here are some of the entertaining ones i’ve seen: heard another here i like: 0 rows returned
Maya Angelou Wisdom
In April, Maya Angelou was interviewed by Oprah on her 70+ birthday. Oprah asked her what she thought of growing older. And, there on television, she said it was “exciting.” Regarding body changes, she said there were many, occurring every day…like her breasts. They seem to be in a race to see which will reach… Continue reading Maya Angelou Wisdom
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