Four people were flying in an airplane. A priest, a boy scout, the smartest man in the world, and the pilot. Suddenly, the plane started to give trouble, and it looked as though they would have to jump out. However, there were only three parachutes. First, the pilot took one and said “I have a wife and kids! I can’t die!” and jumped out. Then, the smartest man took one and said “I’m the smartest man, I can’t die!” and jumped out. At last, the priest and the boy scout were left. “You take the last parachute, I am old” said the priest. And the boy scout replied, “don’t worry we can both have one! The smartest man in the world just jumped out of the plane with my backpack!”