Really Expensive Barbie

A guy walks into the Toys-R-Us toy shop in downtown Cleveland and says to the assistant: “Could you please show me your Barbie dolls? My daughter’s birthday is today and I have to get something she will love!” She says, “Certainly, sir. Here, we have:

*Fashion Barbie @ $15.95
*Vacation Barbie @ $15.95
*Housewife Barbie @ $15.95 and
*Divorce Barbie @ $215.95!

The guy asks in astonishment, “Why does Divorce Barbie cost so much? She looks the same to me.”

The assistant answers, “Well, sir, Divorce Barbie comes complete with Ken’s car, Ken’s house, Ken’s golf clubs, his season tickets to the Tribe and the Browns, his Gold MasterCard, his yacht and his summer home. All items that would usually be sold separately…..”

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