A guy walked in the resturant and asked for a special kind of Russian soup. The waiter told him that the last dish was already sold to another gentleman. Frustrated, the guy headed out of the resturant. On his way out, he saw the last dish of the soup lying on the table without anyone attending. The guy sat down and had a sip. It tasted so good that he couldn’t stop drinking more. Until the last sip, he saw a dead mouse sitting at the bottom of the bowl. He suddenly puked out everything he just ate back into the bowl.

“Gross, wasn’t it?” the gentleman who bought the soup asked the guy.
“Yea.” said the guy, still puking.

“I was like that too.”