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kinkstar has a new layout! it’s gorgeous! i’ve been reading jokes there… rotf!

DUMB ADS:

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Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Stock up and save. Limit: one.

Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.

3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

Dinner Special — Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too..

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

For sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.

Great Dames for sale.

Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.

Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.

Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.

Man, honest. Will take anything.

Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.

Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.

Wanted: Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.

Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

Wanted. Widower with school age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

And now, the Superstore-unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.

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good jokes for a bored monring. today is supposed to be easy. but i dont feel like doing anything. i didn’t even go to lunch. i wish andy would get my email on time so we can go out and eat. have you been using yahoo mail lately? it’s unbelievably slow. i can’t believe it. it takes about 50 seconds to load everything on my browser. my hosting company agreed to move me to a different server today. but i still have to cut down my bandwidth. i email many of my hostees asking them to find a new host. i do want to still host a few close friends like diana & bunnywunny. i feel bad since i am not even close to my other hostees. sigh…

arr.. i’m hungry, andy better show up soon or i will have to go alone ><

2 thoughts on “jokes

  1. aww, don’t feel bad dodo~! I’m sure you’ll be able to get to know all of your hostees~! It may not be right away, but it’ll take time. You are such a sweetie~! ^.^/! It can be tough not being able to get to know all your hostees. I would like to get to know lots of people! But it’s hard to keep up! @_@! I’m having a hard time trying to get to know the ones I have, lol. And there aren’t many. It really sucks when you’re trying to get to know some of your new friends, and your old friends think you’ve ditched them. =( I had that problem! @_@! But they got over it.. I think. I dunno how to keep up, lol. ^^;; I don’t know alot of people. ^^;

  2. oops! One of your hostees just told me about it, so I came here. Is the bandwidth that bad? I thought our host doesn’t mind… eek.. but then again, I don’t know cuz I don’t have that much traffic.. heh Well, maybe your hostees can come back whenever u get regretless.org or .net up. 🙂

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