midterms are coming up and i feel sooo uninspired to do anything… arrg..
i found new some “cool” signs last nite
Over a gynecologist’s office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
On a Plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed.”
At a dry cleaners: “Drop your pants here.”
On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
Pizza shop slogan: “7 days without pizza makes one weak.”
Outside a muffler shop: “No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
In a veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: “Hello. Can we pick your nose?”
On an electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”
In a non-smoking area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
At an optometrist’s office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
In the front yard of a funeral home: “Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”
7 thoughts on “:( midterms”
🙂 Those are good.
ahaha… i like the plumbing ones the best, hehe 🙂 the drip one is funny, lmao
tehe they made me laugh 🙂
*falls over laughing* Omigod, those were so funny! XD
LMAO! those where hilarious! XP
LOL 😀 I especially like “drop your pants here” quite amusing. 🙂
LOL! 😀 where did you find those signs?