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panda mating with porn videos

but not chinese teens. this article makes me laugh so hard.. OMG

Huamei, a 4-year-old panda, is pregnant after she learned something about sex from videos of mating pandas given by veterinarians.

But Chinese teens aren’t educated this way.

The US borned panda came back to her motherland early this year, but she knew nothing about making a panda baby. After seeing the porn videos, she became pregnant by natural means and is due in Sept.

Chinese teens are not so lucky: no way for the educators to show them videos about sex to know themselves and the opposite sex naturally and scientifically. In Chinese middle schools, teens have course on sex, but teachers just skip that chapter.

“You are supposed to study this chapter back home, ” teachers tell us over the generations.

How do they learn sex anyway? The best way is word of mouth in the past as my generation did. But now, there are more channels. Porn magazines, porn videos , and of course textbooks.

VIA HERE
porn was abolute poison in china. i think it’s still true.

3 thoughts on “panda mating with porn videos

  1. *stares* HUH?! lol erm… pandas sure do learn fast. *thinks* i have no idea about the teens thingy o_o;;; I had sex education last year and uhhh…. textbooks. Oh yes and the sex-education test. I got second in class for that xD Don’t ask

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