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Your boss is always yelling, “I wanna see your butt in here by 8:00!” Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. Inventive way to finally meet that hunk in Human Resources. “I’d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants.” To stop those creepy guys in… Continue reading Reasons to go to work naked
At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice! Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. In the Memo Field Of All Your… Continue reading To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
This is funny if you are a Colts fan like me 🙂 Obviously, the title is a joke, but the joke is indeed courtesy of Colts rookie cornerback Jerraud Powers. Like many of us this past Sunday, Colts players Jerraud Powers and Pierre Garcon were watching the Jets play the Bengals in Cincinnati. However, unlike… Continue reading Funny colts' players tweets
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I noticed that engrish.com has a Chinglish section now. For those who don’t know these are English translations in non-English speaking countries and Chinglish is specifically for the ones in China. I thought I’d share some with you. I will try my best to provide you with the correct translation for each. For each plastic… Continue reading Chinglish
If you haven’t watched CSI – the most watched crime show on TV, then you should. I was looking some quotes from the show last night and thought I’d share these: Gil Grissom: A Harvard professor conducted an experiment. Asked a bunch of students to watch a basketball game – count the number of times… Continue reading Quotes from CSI
1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead. “How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked her pupil. “Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,” answered the child innocently. “You did WHAT?!” the teacher exclaimed in surprise. “You know,”explained the boy, “I… Continue reading Why We Love Children
i’m quite overwhelmed by my new job. since i don’t have internet access at night, i haven’t been able to keep up with my sites. i hope everything will be a lot smoother by august. we are actually buying a new house here which i can move into. i know we haven’t sold our condo… Continue reading Funny videos to share
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